Facebook | Spam
Today I had an email from Facebook, I don’t want emails from Facebook, I closed my Facebook account 3 hours after I opened it and that’s how it should stay, until of my own free will and a frontal lobotomy I choose to reopen it.
There must be an ex Microsoft employee drafting these form letters, it was just like dealing with their software, gratuitous language offering to guide me through the delights of membership and show me where I’d erred in my decision making process.
I had entered no information on my page or anywhere else on the site for that matter, apart from my Gmail address. How can you pretend any kind of relationship based on this amount of data?
This is SPAM straight and fucking simple. Spam’s illegal isn’t it?
It’s not like their short on numbers, why do they need me? I’m quite happy for others to use it, if it suits their needs, just don’t send me suck up emails, you’re only reinforcing my suspicions that the application is not much more than a data mine.
If I make a purchase, or interact with a site on a regular basis, I expect to receive follow up, or some promotional mail, that’s acceptable business practice but when I clearly cancel a registration after no use the message should be clear.
The ‘delete permanently’ button’s firmly pressed, as is the ‘report as spam button’, now I wait to see how straight Google is in it’s filtering policy.


